Me and the Ladies

I found these picks of me and some pussy while going through some old stuff.

Hardcore!

Me and Annie Sprinkle
Eat your hearts out...

Evolution

At 67-ish


At 13

The Return of the FUCK YOU

The highest price we pay for life is not only that our bodies are rotting and deteriorating but all the mistakes we make along the way. From bad marriages, to a son I should have never had, to business partners like Bill Lustig – the fat corpulent diseased body of a one-time pornographer who has stolen a documentary and 1300 episodes of midnight blue.

In the same way that every deal that Hitler made was Stalin and other governments he broke, so too there are businessmen who rob you blind. An example of this is Bill Lustig who stole many things in his life including my friends movie and 35 years worth of Midnight Blue. Lustig is a common criminal whose brain is rotted from all the sperm he has consumed in back alleys and random glory holes. His ass is so hairy and ugly that female chimps wouldn’t fuck him for free.

All my friends haven’t picked up a phone or helped me after I went bankrupt. Jean-Marc stole my car and hasn’t called me since the money ran out so I am used to being treated poorly.

Now that I think of it, I have been surroundied by this cesspool all my life.

Summer Treat

“A Man is as Faithful as his Options.”
Al Goldstein

My History in Comic Form

Here is a little change of pace for all of you sick of the Vlogs.

The Wives