Back on the Streets . . .into the Gutter!
Fuck you scumbags who thought that Al Goldstein was stuck in the fucking VA with a straight jacket and a ball stuffed in his mouth. Fuck you syphillitic pukes who thought that I would merely lay down and die like an old jew in a rusty wheelchair. I am alive, my brain still functions, my dick is soft but I have a rigid tongue, and i am ready as ever to suck on pussy and give the world’s assholes a tongue lashing.
For the record (and to those morons who actually CALLED the VA and askedfor Al Goldstein), there are LAWS in this fucking country called “HIIPA” which protect patient’s confidentiality. This is not 1953 when you could call a hospital and ask if your grandmother’s anal fistula was successfully removed! You fucking MORONS!
ok - back to reality. The point is that I am out of the VA and live in an apartment 2 blocks from the ocean in Far Rockaway. It is a clean place, not to shabby. I have no money to buy food, but I went to COSTCO and bought a three month supply of ALPO.
I will wite a full BLOWN blog in a week or two.
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
al
Tags: Not dead yet, scumbags!
June 26th, 2009 at 2:10 am
Glad you’re back, Al.
I’m sure that creative mind of yours has something to say about Michael Jackson.
June 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Welcome back Al.
Please reinstate free speech in the comments section. The shitstain who keeps censoring posts has turned this place into a ghost town.
June 26th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
And fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:)uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou to you Al Goldstein. Nice to hear you are out of the hospital. Enjoy the Alpo, makes a nice side dish to scrambled eggs. Just close your eyes and pretend your eating spam.
June 28th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Al,
It’s HIPPA, NOT HIIPA.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
June 28th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Glad to hear you’re still alive and kicking. You still the man. Let us know how the Alpo tastes; we might all be on the pet food budget diet with the way the economy is going.
June 29th, 2009 at 8:46 am
FUUUUUUUUK YOOOOOOUUUUUU TOO.
Quit being so god damn lazy keep this blog updated. You can go to the library and use a computer there you dunce.
June 29th, 2009 at 10:17 am
fuckin’ bring it.
June 29th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Catalogue fever! nah nah naaaaaah! Goldstein’s got catalogue fever oh yeaaaah!
June 30th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Al, I love you and so do all the posters on the Queens Crap blogsite!
June 30th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Welcome to the neighborhood! Hope to see you on the boardwalk.
July 1st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Goldstein, I’m glad to hear you’re alive and breathing sea air. I was just in NYC for 2 weeks, and would have met you for lunch and sprung for your daily bowl of Alpo at the Greasy Spoon Diner. I hope you are on the mend from your life of excess (too much food/sex/marriage….and laugh with you one more time about the absurdity of this life. I’m back in Calif. till the winter; when I’m off to Fla. like all aging Jews..who make the trip to Mecca every winter. love you; be well….M.
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:23 am
Hey shit-for-brains, I’m not too far from Far Rock myself. Shoot me an email at goodinfo45@yahoo.com with a number and address and I’ll drive over and see you. Maybe I can help with a few things.
Ponzan
July 4th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I figured you’d appreciate this, Al- you’re not the ONLY old Jew kicked to the curb:
“NEIL ROGERS TAKES EARLY RETIREMENT FROM SPORTS RADIO 560 WQAM-AM
MIAMI, Florida, June 22, 2009 – Sports Radio 560 WQAM-AM and Neil Rogers, Inc. have announced that veteran talk show host Neil Rogers is giving up his day to day show on WQAM but will consult with the station as part of a new agreement.
According to Joe Bell, VP and Market Manager for Beasley’s Miami Radio cluster, a sports talk show will launch immediately from 10AM-2PM.
Rogers’ agent and attorney, Norm Kent, said, “he has no intention of seeking other on-air work at this time, and has directed me not to seek any such employment, though under our agreement with WQAM, this is not prohibited.â€
First hired in 1997, Neil Rogers was the only general talk host on WQAM which is otherwise dedicated to sports. His popular top-rated show aired from 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. EST weekdays.
Mr. Bell added, “Rogers was a ratings leader in Miami for years and we’re happy that we could reach a new accord that works well for both parties.â€
July 7th, 2009 at 9:53 am
You are my hero, you cock sucking fag !
I just watched a documentary you were in called
Obscene - A Portrait of Barney Rosset and Grove Press,
It was great !, Love, Harry…..
July 11th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Hurry it up, we want to here that syphillis brain rotted murmers from
your Jewish corpse, start writing.
No wonder Screw went down, faster then Linda Lovelace, if this is the rate of your work.
July 13th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I am a sorry fucking fat pimp. there i was at Larry Flynt’s 35th Hustler Magazine party sitting there being a greasy (and oh so fat) bigshot when up walks this svelte handsome canadian boyo who buttonholes me and says, “hey you fat schmuck, that looks like Al Goldstein;s old watch”. I could have died. i was wearing a cheap chinese fake of a Harry Winston. He looked closely at thew watch, spotted it for garbage and waked away! Life is treating me bad Al. I have turned into a fat pachyderm with boobs. In fact, they are indeed a pair of huge palindromes! Ah well …. and then to top it all off Larry ignores me (only room for one pimp at this party), the girls all run from me and i left the party as i came …. alone. A true never-really-was, has-been.
Ron Jeremy was there too - older and uglier and fatter than ever. He is right behind me in the “going down ungracefully” scene. i think he now sucks his own cock because he has to or he wouldn’t have any sex at all.
July 17th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
al you are the mostcrying person i ever met , i love you to death but you can not handle life in the whole. Al wish you were my Dad your a good man but very hard to understand, i miss you and always think of you tommy your bus driver
July 26th, 2009 at 12:58 am
al, why are you still alive?? Like most kikes, you’ve had so many cocks shoved up your khazarian gook ass, so you should have died from AIDS years ago! GOD DAMN IT……. HURRY UP AND DIE!!!!!!!
July 31st, 2009 at 6:49 am
Al, you need to get two things—a laptop and wireless Internet. That way you’ll be able to blog us whenever and wherever you like. Please do. We miss you and the porn blog scene just ain’t the same without you.
July 31st, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I am praying for you to get better, Mr. Goldstein.
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:53 am
Al,
You probably don’t remember me, but I was Larry Wichman’s associate editor at Screw West. If I had an apartment to give you, I would–you were a wonderful boss–fair and more respectful than many I’ve had in the “straight” world. You were always kind, always a gentleman. I was so sorry to hear of your troubles, and hope you will flummox your ex-wives by
successfully reinventing yourself again–my money’s on you. Best wishes and the very best of luck to you, Anne
August 6th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Open an online store with Screw memorabilia, put out more DVDs, right another book, have an internet show like Tom Green where people pay a fee, get on satelite radio. Younger generations need to know your persona. You rule.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Geez, I lost this blog like 2 months ago and just re-found the thing, And Bada Bing. Big Al Spews a update the day I check. What the L ya know bout dat.
Jew ever fix the in-laws car ya wrecked a few years back ?
Cant believe they let your big a** drive. that’ll learn em.
Screw ya Al, have fun fondeling your memories.
August 26th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Al when is your next post going to be? Seems like you are on a 1 post per every 2 - 3 month schedule.
Why is it so hard for you to give us regular updates on your life. I check in every day and stare at the screen hoping it will update with fresh news on what you are up to. U should buy an Iphone and get a Twitter account so we can follow every fascinating detail of what u do minute by minute. I heard a rumor that you and Bob Guccione are living together in Howard Beach Queens and enjoying a healthy sex life together.
August 31st, 2009 at 5:23 pm
write something, al!
i am always checking to see what you’re up to. when you die i am seriously gonna cry. take care of yourself.
September 9th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Al, are you “dead” again?
September 13th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Maybe they don’t have internet in Far Rockaway or perhaps Al boarded a time machine and left for the 1970s. Right now Linda Lovelace could be blowing him in an alternate universe. Gulp.
September 13th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Al might be pleased to know that Blue Underground Video recently released two more MIDNIGHT BLUE DVDs. I bought three copies of each of those two new releases and I wasn’t at all disappointed after viewing them .
October 7th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I found a snuff film. Where do I send it?
October 12th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Al, wake up you, won the Nobel Prize for best blog writing!
October 20th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Hey Al, did you mean to say…
I will wite a full BLOWN blog in a YEAR or TWO??
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I have recently bought the latest MIDNIGHT BLUE DVDs from Blue Underground Video which it released a few months ago, and I was somewhat disappointed. Blue Underground seems to be limiting itself to using Midnight Blue footage that it considers to be safe and innocuous. It would great, however, the people at Blue Underground were to release a series of DVDs that are devoted to Al Goldstein’s “Fuck You” editorials–particularly those which he delivered during the latter half of the 1980s. Al was lean and mean during those days and he peerlessly performed the role of being New York City’s ultimate consumer advocate.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Al, where are you?
November 1st, 2009 at 11:10 am
Al,
I bet you can win the New York City Marathon if Linnea Quigley was running in front of you naked. That’s just proof as to what one motivated pervert and his dick can accomplish if they put their mind to it. What say you Al?
November 2nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Goldstein, next time I’m in Manhattan will be this spring. If you’re still in the Nuthouse, I’ll come by with a pint of Haggen Daz for you….and a pastrami sandwich. Moose
November 5th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Over 4 months and no posts from Al - this is the new record - I wonder if Al will every post another update? Al please tell us how you are? You should come to Boca Raton and work as a Deli Man making Pastrami Sandwiches at Ben’s. Then you can find a lonely Jewish Lady to give you a nice country club lifestyle with lots of Buffets.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Al, I remember how you wrote in your blog that you wished you had Alzheimer’s so that you could sit in a room and be a human vegetable alone with your memories. Well, can I join YOU? I want Alzheimer’s too! I can see it now the two of us sitting in rocking chairs, staring at the walls, big smiles on our faces, saliva coming out the sides of our mouths, you with you memories of being publisher of Screw and me with my memories of jacking off to screw thanks to you. So what say you Al? Alzheimer’s party? Your place. Let me know. I’ll bring the Haagen Daz.
November 14th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Al must have lost his mind completely. Wonder if he has to be spoonfed oatmeal by a nurse. I hope they mix some gefilte fish into it if so.
December 4th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Maybe Booble pays Al $100,000 a comment? If that’s so then for Al this comment is ka-ching!
December 6th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Al, David Aaron Clark passed away. He was only 49. He died of a pulmonary embolism November 28.
December 6th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
David Aaron Clark and Eric Danville practically kept SCREW alive throughout the last years of its existence when it was Al Goldstein’s newspaper. The overall quality of the articles which they wrote for SCREW was superior to that of the material that got published in SCREW issues #1804-1897. Those latter issues were a product of the DJK people who were generally unable to replicate the witty,outrageous, acerbic and perceptive style of the Goldstein era.
December 20th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
No post since June?
This is the ultimate “fuck you” from Al Goldstein!
December 24th, 2009 at 5:22 am
Unfortunately, Evil Angel and even XBiz didn’t mention David Aaron Clark passing away. You would think Evil Angel because of all the recent AVN nominations for Pure which David directed for them. And you would think XBiz of all places would report an industry veteran passing away. But sadly, no.
January 1st, 2010 at 12:13 am
Happy New Year Al!
May you bring back Screw magazine…or marry some rich old broad.
May all your wishes come true!
January 3rd, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Hey Al, back in June you promised you’d write something in a week or two. What happened? Did you run out of your 3-month supply of Alpo?
January 7th, 2010 at 2:19 am
New York Post (NY) - May 28, 2009
‘SCREWY’ AL IN PSYCH WARD
MANY have long accused Al Goldstein of having a screw loose. Now it turns out the portly porn potentate who ran defunct smut rag Screw magazine and was infamous for his “[Bleep] you” tirades on cable TV, has been living in the psych ward of the Veterans Administration hospital on East 23rd Street. “For 43 weeks I’ve been living with crackheads and homeless people,” he told The Post’s Lukas I. Alpert. Goldstein, 73.
January 9th, 2010 at 10:44 am
James Reynolds, he was sent there last October and that was over a year ago.. So he would have been out by now. You think he was kept there longer and they took away his computer?
January 11th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Happy Birthday Al Goldstein!!!!!!!
Yesterday was your birthday!
I hope you enjoyed the day and all your birthday wishes came true!
February 19th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Happy Birthday Goldstein, I missed the date as I was in Florida soaking up the sun and early bird specials…I’m back now…and looked into my Birthday Book and saw your name for Jan., along with Honeysuckle Divine (remember her? January birthday also). I’ll be back in NYC again this spring…and will travel to Mecca (the Nuthouse where you are) and see if they’ll let me in to feed you some pastrami and you can wash it down with a pint of Haggen Daz…Love, M.
February 20th, 2010 at 2:24 am
Moose: Is Al still breathing? You seem to be in the know.
February 20th, 2010 at 5:45 pm
I don’t know for sure if he ever was ‘breathing’…he made sounds and ate and shit so we figured he was alive. I will assume if Al died, the papers would report it someplace. Bad news travels fast…and the good die young. Al will live a long long time…he probably has a strong heart from all the fucking he did; it’s a good way to exercise the heart (heavy pumping). M.
February 20th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
On the subject of Al living a long long time;
I saw a Midnight Blue video clip on youtube about Al Goldstein’s prick;
Who has a biggest prick John Rambone or Al Goldstein?
A. John Rambone has the biggest prick.
B. Goldstein is the biggest prick I know.
I don’t know who won the contest, but I had a good laugh.
February 21st, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Jamie Gillis passed away a few days ago due to cancer, and I’m going to miss him. He was the kind of guy who really fit the porn star category. Jamie graduated from Columbia University, became a leading man in the adult film industry, and he apparently had more than a few rich and beautiful girlfriends. I must admit that I even admire the movie WATER POWER where he played the Enema Bandit. SCREW didn’t give that movie a favorable review when it was initially released during the mid 1970s but WATER POWER is the kind of porn movie which even horror movie buffs can admire. I’d rather watch an X-rated movie that features Jamie Gillis instead of those pretentious pieces of Oscar-nominated dreck which are shamelessly promoted by the mainstream movie critics.
February 24th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
I contacted Al’s lawyer and asked if Al was okay. I’m trying to see if I can post on my blog what he told me. But in a nutshell, Al is fine but he doesn’t have access to a computer..
February 28th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
That’s so sad Jamie Gillis died. Somebody in another newsgroup said Jamie died before he could write his autobiography. He also noted Jamie had the most insight into the adult entertainment world so his book would have been very informative. RIP Jamie Gillis.