(((Bronze Barack’s Cock)))
The world has been transformed by the inauguration of Barak Hussein Obama, son a an African.Â
I am a lowly, diseased Jew bastard, a white nigger. I was bred by a mother who cuckolled my father, educated in the streets of Brooklyn…I joined the army during Korea because I didn’t have the money to go to college…I  lived my life in the gutter with the so-called middle class who had a brief glimmer of hope in the post-war era. Luckily I got a free education. It set me apart from the other ill-bred kikes whose families still had red stains on their mounts from sucking down borscht. Education gave me a chance to acheive the American dream. My dream was a wet one - wet pussies, wet cunts, wet flappy-lipped gashes! I saw a vision (pussy, pussy, pussy) and my dream came (yes, CAME) to fruition.
Barack Obama - you have fulfilled the dreams of millions of street niggers, the trampled underclass that has persisted in this country for over 300 years. You have unshackled every black man, woman, and child that have been persecuted by the white man. I laud you.Â
Mr Obama, I watched you in Hawaii, shirtless and proud. I saw that bulge in your trousers. So big, so African, so frightening to a white man to see. You have used not only your Harvard education as a tool to become the leader of the Free World, you have swaggered about and used that mandingo cock as a means to overpower the white establishment. It worked…and I have always theorized that in the world, only three things can a man use to become sucessful. 1) Money , 2) brute force (e.g., muscle bound warriors and 3) the ability to get pussy (and a big cock helps!)
In the Darwinian sense, you have used all means neccessary to get where you are. They should take a plaster mold of your cock (like they did of Lincoln’s face and Rachmaninoff’s hands) and BRONZE it. It should be in the Smithsonian next to George Washington’s whale bone dentures.
If you need any help during your service to this country, feel free to reach me at the Brooklyn VA Hospital. I usually don’t accept calls, but just have your Chief of Staff mention “Niggah-in-Charge.” I will be wating for your call! You are the fuckin’ man!
I love you, Obama!
Love,
Al Goldstein
January 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 am
Watch the papers Al. You’ll find out soon that Obama is AC-DC like Jim McGreevey. Obama’s too buff to be herero.
PS Would you do his old lady, Michelle?
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:24 am
Al you have a warm heart.Like you I joined the milatary to have a job.My mistake was- the war was still on!! And I was one mick fuckup inspite of the medals they gave me.The best thing was that I was put in the ships brig for speaking out.Best way to go to war.Fuck them all the long and the short and all the pricks in between you no what.Semper fi
January 22nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Al, maybe you could get a job as presidential blow job giver since you like his cock so much. Just a thought.
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Al - you should become a speech writer for Obama, You are so eloquent with words and a man of high class. How come no one has thought to give you your own radio show on Sirius? They should have a Screw Magazine radio channel where you preside. I bet there at least 100 fans that would pay to hear the Great Goldstein.
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Well, ya ain’t lost any of your class! I, for one, couldn’t agree with you more. I think B.O. should drop the whiteboy accent and start speaking in accent so negroid that no white man or woman would be able to tell what the fuck he’s talking about. The image of him sloping around the halls of power in baggy bermudas down around his knees is irresistible. Shithead of the month is Blindboy Lemon Paterson, our unelected governor who is (as of this writing) is set to appoint some other unelected conservative twat appleknocker from upstate. He should be set with a cup of pencils on the corner of Canal and Bowery.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 pm
you are a great American too. Barack would be lucky to get your approval. Midnight Blue provided me many laughs throughout School. It’s great to see your blog. Keep blogging!
January 24th, 2009 at 5:56 am
Just letting you know Al, that old uncle Neil Rogers just read out this blog entry on his show and both he and Jorge were killing themselves laughing over it.
They both had nothing but nice things to say about you & wished you well
as do we all.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Al, for the record, Jews are white religious elitists and Judaism is a faith Ashkenazis hijacked from Semitic peoples like the English stole America from the Indians. Italians are the real white niggers. As for President Uncle Tom, his miniscule Main Street bailout is only what the Fed moneychanger elite will allow, and that is a dyke thumb hole drop in the bucket for our Great Depression end days Part Deux.
B.O. is half white and wouldn’t be in the White House if he were Afro full blood. All is not what it seems. America in the 21st century is like a Twilight Zone episode where leadership is replaced by color and not conscience. If Obama did what is right to save this economy he’d wind up like the Kennedys. Rather than praise a politician, you should support Max Hardcore, now jail bound for XXX bathroom habits.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Al great piece I’m a virgin responder!
February 12th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Is there a rag out there today that comes close to what SCREW was. I’m not getting my needs met.- josephn01@yahoo.com
February 12th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
is Al dead? i think these are canned.
February 15th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Jeezus Christ Al, I had fuckin thought that you were dead. I just heard about this fucking blog came to see what the fuck you have to say now. it is pretty good reading your shit once again.
I used to read your stuff back in the 60’s and 70’s, and somehow what with working and all, you got lost in the shuffle. Then I didn’t know what happened to you and probably didn’t care that much at the time anyway. Your shit was/is pretty funny if you don’t mind the gag reflex once in a while. God I wish the fuck that we were both young again.
You think your life sucks? I’m in a fucking nursing home in a very small town in the midwest. Family is dead and the kids are shit. No one wants a sick, poor broke old man around. All of the money went on wife’s doctors and hospital bills. All my few possessions that I had left got disposed off while I was in hospital. DOESN’T THAT SOUND LIKE HELL? It was great finding you on the web. Hope you stay around awhile and write.
February 27th, 2009 at 3:35 am
You are the best. I loved Midnight Blue and I’m so glad to see you have a blog now. More power to you.
March 4th, 2009 at 8:06 am
…so where does Mitch Haase fit into all of this?
March 13th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Al, you are a pathetic old man in need of attention. You are irrelevant at this point. This last ditch attempt at relevancy is stupid and makes you even more of a loser.
You have five failed marriages and a son that hates you. He didnt even want you at his graduation because you are such an asshole. You are a waste of time.
You are a disgrace and, ultimately, your life ended up being total shit. You are irrelevant.
March 17th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
AL, you are irrelevant. You are a sad old man that no one gives a shit about. Even your son hates you. Your life has amounted to shit. You are a nobody.
March 19th, 2009 at 11:01 am
R.I.P. Al Goldstein. You will be missed.
March 19th, 2009 at 11:02 am
R.I.P. Al Goldstein. You’ll be missed.
March 19th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
What do you mean, R.I.P.???? Where is Al?!
March 19th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Is Al dead again? That’s a couple of times he’s passed away in the last year. Where is Al? This is about the longest he has gone without a post. No one cares about this blog anymore since there are so few updates. For a while this was a splendid forum for Al’s fans. Now life has no meaning without the Great Goldstein. How can we all go on without Al’s guidance and wisdom. Maybe we can set Al up with his own cult in the Virgin Islands where Al’s filthy followers can learn the blessed teaching of our Dear Leader.
March 22nd, 2009 at 5:30 pm
If he’s broke and has to put himself up at hospitals, then he’s in the right place to pass away. But let’s hope he’s just on another hiatus.
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
If Al croaked, we’d hear about it in the newspapers and his cock would be transplanted onto someone waiting for it now. I think he’s so fucked up on drugs and ill from all his operations and sucked dry financially; that he’s happily living in a nut house someplace and wants to be left alone to die in peace. I haven’t heard a word about him…but if I get something; I’ll post it here. I will get in touch with his son…Moose from Screw…(Marcia).
March 25th, 2009 at 1:00 am
that’s your lowest point, goldsteen bro.., bye-bye, impo!
March 27th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
What happened to Al?
Maybe he won the lottery and doesn’t have to write this blog anymore?
…married a rich old widowed jewish heiress and moved to Florida?
…married Mitch Haase and lives in San Francisco?
…is sick of the internet and computers and has declared them illegal in his place of residence (as per campaign promise) and threw his hi-tech crap into the ocean?
…porn magazines are selling better right now then online porn subscriptions and DVD’s in this economy, so maybe he restarted screw magazine?
Wherever Al is I hope he returns soon. We Miss you Al.
April 1st, 2009 at 8:14 am
And I love you Al. Someone pulled a April Fools Day on my ass today. He said you’re dead. Fucking idiot. I bought it.
Stefan (The Swedish Seka-documneter)
April 1st, 2009 at 7:11 pm
If Al reads this, I saw Germaine Greer at Dominican College and she actually asked about YOU after I connected with her and we talked about SUCK MAGAZINE and she autographed my copy of the photo/article she had in the Wet Dream Festival book. What a lady…absolutely brilliant. So Goldstein, give me some news about you other than you’re in the rubber padded room at the V.A. Hospital.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Al, where the hell are you??? You better not be dead, you rotten bastard.
April 6th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
IS STEVE GRUBERG FORMERLY OF MIDNIGHT BLUE AVAILABLE TO TAKE OVER THIS COLUMN FOR US?
April 8th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Either you’re not dead, Al and too lazy to write anything OR you are dead and your corpse is stinking up the apartment.
April 9th, 2009 at 1:12 am
I think it’s time we send out a search party to find Al. This is the longest he has gone without posting.
We should form a meet-up group and go on nightly searches at various Deli’s, Mental Hospitals, VA Hospitals to find Al. If Al has passed he should be stuffed and preserved and put in Time Square for his fans to worship. Also someone should do a film about Al. I think Paul Giamatti could play Goldstein perfectly and Jeremy Piven could play Al’s son. Sylvia Miles could play Al’s mother. Spike Lee could direct.
April 9th, 2009 at 7:13 am
If this is Al’s last blog post ever, isn’t it interesting it’s about a black man’s cock. Somewhat appropriate for a Jewish pornographer.
April 10th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
did Al die?
April 14th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Al,
Marilyn Chambers died. Any thoughts? Maybe this can be your next blog post? I remember seeing on the Midnight Blue DVD Marilyn doing a nude ballet dance. I enjoyed the interview you did. Please tell us your thoughts on Marilyn Al. Al?… Al?… Are you their Al?
April 14th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Rumor is that Chambers od’ed on some medication. Remember what I said about drugs, Alvin. But don’t take it from me. Watch those foolish drug ads that list all the deadly side effects with the pastel graphics and sweet music. FDA has killed more people than Hitler & Stalin combined. Don’t be one of the elderly sheep and let docs drug you to your grave.