One last thing before i sign off -
I am selling every piece of shit that I possess in order to be able to go to Nathan’s in Coney Island and eat a fucking tube steak once in a while.
I have my original hand carved wood king’s chair that was once the throne of power upon which Your Truly sat in (and farted into) for my reign at SCREW. Countless letters, photographs, dildos, books, dirty semen-stained underwear, and lots of other goodies for you scumbags!
Write to me at alvingoldstein@gmail.com and I will give you details (e.g., for fresh stained underwear it’s a buck fifty extra…signed is an additional two bucks).
By the way, I have attached a photo of my last douchebag cunt Gypsy bitch wifewho robbed me of my last penny. That fat fuck hedgehog next to us is Ron Jeremy (whose dick is bigger than his brain! A fucking asshole who lost his affection for me after I hit rock bottom and homeless - - -Ron, you scumbag! FUCCCCCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUU!
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al
