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Al, The hell with what these people think of you. All that matters to me is that everytime I read your writing and watch your Vlog I think differently and you are highly entertaining.
My complaint is that I wish we had a lot more of you in this world and I wish more people appreciated your genius. Why does sex have to be such issue? This is beyond frustrating.
Al, your more than a force of nature. The evolution of our sex lives has changed like no one could ever imagine and I Thank you everyday for that. All the great things you have accomplished and still the world is so fucked up when it comes to sex and relationships.
First of all, what the hell took you so damn long to post this vlog? I previously mentioned that once you switched from writing commentary to posting videos you’d become lazier, and in retrospect it appears my comments were prophetic. If you’ve been ill then I apologize in advance for jumping to a hasty conclusion, but my gut feeling tells me this is not the case.
More importantly Al, it appears your behavior is becoming increasingly bizarre. It’s quite unsettling to watch you instantaneously shift from a reasonable and thoughtful presentation on Viagra to a fuming, slobbering harangue against your readers. I don’t know if it’s your advanced age or the massive quantities of pharmaceuticals you’re ingesting (or perhaps both), but this kind of dramatic, seemingly unprovoked reversal in conduct projects an image of instability and isn’t a very effective way to communicate your ideas.
Finally, those who point out your incessant whining aren’t doing so to be disparaging, they’re bringing it up for the same reasons mentioned above. You have a lot of loyal and dedicated followers and remember, you asked for an intelligent exchange of ideas so that’s exactly what you’re getting. Anything else would just be sheepish ass kissing and we know you don’t want that. We’re trying to elevate the discourse because we’re big Al Goldstein fans who would like to see you make a comeback.
Once upon a time, you used to take self-depreciating stabs at yourself on this very topic. Remember 555-KVETCH? Who replaced that Al Goldstein with the foaming-at-the-mouth, hypersensitive old curmudgeon we’re seeing today? We want the old Al back and we want him back now!
So remember, try to be a little more rational, a little less whiny, and please try to post regularly once a week. In fact, at this point a return to written editorials might not be such a bad idea.
Imagine, Al cannot please everyone all of the time. Someone is going to feel slighted and that’s just life. As for the Vlog, Al is not unstable but rather very creative and he has to get and keep our attention fast. That’s not the easiest job.
I never get tired of Al but think many other people are boring beyond belief. That’s really saying something.
To My Readers, Sorry for the delay in the vlog this week and the problems with the site. We had some technical problems that Booble fixed. Also, I am getting my scanner this week and will start posting hardcorde ASAP. AG
Thanks so much for the update. To the best of my knowledge there is no “Female Viagra” and I would love to see that and see you play a big role in that type of history being made. I can’t believe how gifted you are and I think you will be here until your 103 (or More). I think your glory days are far from over. The bad luck you experienced is a temporary phase and I think your rebounding. In other words, your making efforts towards a very exciting comeback. The Vlogs are cool and no one can touch that.
Keep the great vlogs coming Al! Please do us a favor: Just for Nostalgia can you please begin your next vlog by saying, “Good evening, this is Al Goldstein for Midnight Blue!”
Al, I don’t care if your 108 years old and in a wheelchair with a wig on. No one on this planet compares to you and there will never be another you. Al, I think you look healthier than you have in a long time and I’m thrilled to watch your next move. That song “The wind beneath my wings” had to written with you in mind.
The Booble Girls of The Month need to work with Al. Booble Bob - What do you think? Those girls need Al and Booble would benefit from the promotion. It’s a win/win.
Al, I love hearing what you have to say. The last comment clearly states that it’s not always a good idea to hide our sex drive in one basket. And that is so very hard to control. Food and sex are all I think about and I know that’s way out of balance and even harder to manage. It requires a tough strategy and I wish I had the solution. It’s not easy.
Is there any type of interview or talk show available to you? Hearing you everyday would be more than a dream. The Vlogs are super entertainment but I want more and I think your more than all this.
Booble needs to promote you in new and different ways. Al, your overdue for a promotion and that’s an understatement.
Your comments about age and your parents was chilling because it reminds us that time flies and one day none of us will be here. How do we make the best of it? This was your deepest Vlog even if others don’t pick up on that.
How can Al return; when he never left? Female Viagra?? It’s called ‘buy her jewelery’, ‘take her on a expensive vacation’, ‘give her your credit card to use’, or better yet….suck her clit while you still have your clothing on; so she knows you’re not interested in your orgasm; but hers.
I love it when you tear your readers a new asshole. Cracks me up every time.
I just got back from 2 weeks in Cabo San Jose. Way better whore houses than Cabo San Lucas. No mystery rashes or sores yet but I’m be keeping a close eye on my cock for another few weeks, I’ll let you know what happens.
whats up Al? loved the vlog. read you’re piece you wrote for HUSTLER. fucking heavy man… heeavy. makes me laugh they paid YOU and you got to advertise and get you’re name out there. people like me who are serious about the porn industry will also read that and hopefully check out your vlog an blogs. in the meantime theres no fucking work here in Canada for the porn industry, either that or i’m not looking hard enough. Here i am where prostitution is fucking legal , rub and tugs are everywhere, and strip clubs are fully nude , and i can’t catch a FUCKING break no matter how hard i try. I have scripts, i’m good at making money , but i cant even hook up with an already established production company to be a boom mic operater. what the fuck is up with that? the most frowned upon industry in the history of mankind and i’m asking to get involved and can’t. whats wrong with this picture. you’ve lived like a legend and are a legacy and i cant catch a fucking break. life.
So sad to see you so alone & angry. life is so short…are you in touch with your son? maybe anger is the only relationship you feel safe in,cause it sure as hell isn’t going to abandon you. you used to say “well st least i’m not Boring-well AL…IT IS GETTING BORING…VERY BORING..make youself useful to society.move past your comfort zone.do something to make someone else happy for a change. (It’s not always about you !!!) For God’s sake Al get a grip.Take responsability for your life & stop being a pathetic victim !!!
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Al, The hell with what these people think of you. All that matters to me is that everytime I read your writing and watch your Vlog I think differently and you are highly entertaining.
My complaint is that I wish we had a lot more of you in this world and I wish more people appreciated your genius. Why does sex have to be such issue? This is beyond frustrating.
Al, your more than a force of nature. The evolution of our sex lives has changed like no one could ever imagine and I Thank you everyday for that. All the great things you have accomplished and still the world is so fucked up when it comes to sex and relationships.
When will the crazymaking end?
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Outstanding vlog Al.
Keep up the good work!
May 4th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Shalom Al,
First of all, what the hell took you so damn long to post this vlog? I previously mentioned that once you switched from writing commentary to posting videos you’d become lazier, and in retrospect it appears my comments were prophetic. If you’ve been ill then I apologize in advance for jumping to a hasty conclusion, but my gut feeling tells me this is not the case.
More importantly Al, it appears your behavior is becoming increasingly bizarre. It’s quite unsettling to watch you instantaneously shift from a reasonable and thoughtful presentation on Viagra to a fuming, slobbering harangue against your readers. I don’t know if it’s your advanced age or the massive quantities of pharmaceuticals you’re ingesting (or perhaps both), but this kind of dramatic, seemingly unprovoked reversal in conduct projects an image of instability and isn’t a very effective way to communicate your ideas.
Finally, those who point out your incessant whining aren’t doing so to be disparaging, they’re bringing it up for the same reasons mentioned above. You have a lot of loyal and dedicated followers and remember, you asked for an intelligent exchange of ideas so that’s exactly what you’re getting. Anything else would just be sheepish ass kissing and we know you don’t want that. We’re trying to elevate the discourse because we’re big Al Goldstein fans who would like to see you make a comeback.
Once upon a time, you used to take self-depreciating stabs at yourself on this very topic. Remember 555-KVETCH? Who replaced that Al Goldstein with the foaming-at-the-mouth, hypersensitive old curmudgeon we’re seeing today? We want the old Al back and we want him back now!
So remember, try to be a little more rational, a little less whiny, and please try to post regularly once a week. In fact, at this point a return to written editorials might not be such a bad idea.
Viva la Revolución!
May 4th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Al, Please don’t stop the Vlogs.
Imagine, Al cannot please everyone all of the time. Someone is going to feel slighted and that’s just life. As for the Vlog, Al is not unstable but rather very creative and he has to get and keep our attention fast. That’s not the easiest job.
I never get tired of Al but think many other people are boring beyond belief. That’s really saying something.
Imagine, I’m glad you posted.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:54 am
To My Readers,
Sorry for the delay in the vlog this week and the problems with the site. We had some technical problems that Booble fixed. Also, I am getting my scanner this week and will start posting hardcorde ASAP.
AG
May 4th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Al,
Thanks so much for the update. To the best of my knowledge there is no “Female Viagra” and I would love to see that and see you play a big role in that type of history being made. I can’t believe how gifted you are and I think you will be here until your 103 (or More). I think your glory days are far from over. The bad luck you experienced is a temporary phase and I think your rebounding. In other words, your making efforts towards a very exciting comeback. The Vlogs are cool and no one can touch that.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Keep the great vlogs coming Al! Please do us a favor: Just for Nostalgia can you please begin your next vlog by saying, “Good evening, this is Al Goldstein for Midnight Blue!”
Thanks!
Louis
Bronx, NY
May 4th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Al, I don’t care if your 108 years old and in a wheelchair with a wig on. No one on this planet compares to you and there will never be another you. Al, I think you look healthier than you have in a long time and I’m thrilled to watch your next move. That song “The wind beneath my wings” had to written with you in mind.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
The Booble Girls of The Month need to work with Al. Booble Bob - What do you think? Those girls need Al and Booble would benefit from the promotion. It’s a win/win.
Booble - Just think about it?
May 7th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Al, I love hearing what you have to say. The last comment clearly states that it’s not always a good idea to hide our sex drive in one basket. And that is so very hard to control. Food and sex are all I think about and I know that’s way out of balance and even harder to manage. It requires a tough strategy and I wish I had the solution. It’s not easy.
Is there any type of interview or talk show available to you? Hearing you everyday would be more than a dream. The Vlogs are super entertainment but I want more and I think your more than all this.
Booble needs to promote you in new and different ways. Al, your overdue for a promotion and that’s an understatement.
Your comments about age and your parents was chilling because it reminds us that time flies and one day none of us will be here. How do we make the best of it? This was your deepest Vlog even if others don’t pick up on that.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
How can Al return; when he never left? Female Viagra?? It’s called ‘buy her jewelery’, ‘take her on a expensive vacation’, ‘give her your credit card to use’, or better yet….suck her clit while you still have your clothing on; so she knows you’re not interested in your orgasm; but hers.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Al,
I love it when you tear your readers a new asshole. Cracks me up every time.
I just got back from 2 weeks in Cabo San Jose. Way better whore houses than Cabo San Lucas. No mystery rashes or sores yet but I’m be keeping a close eye on my cock for another few weeks, I’ll let you know what happens.
Mitch Haase
May 30th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
hey, this blog is moving back in time! how cool!
i’ll bet al wishes he could do the same thing.
May 31st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
maybe al found some pussy to fuck and that’s why he’s given up on the blog.
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:33 am
I want to see a photo of Al’s cornhole opened up with an anal speculum.
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:01 pm
whats up Al? loved the vlog. read you’re piece you wrote for HUSTLER. fucking heavy man… heeavy. makes me laugh they paid YOU and you got to advertise and get you’re name out there. people like me who are serious about the porn industry will also read that and hopefully check out your vlog an blogs. in the meantime theres no fucking work here in Canada for the porn industry, either that or i’m not looking hard enough. Here i am where prostitution is fucking legal , rub and tugs are everywhere, and strip clubs are fully nude , and i can’t catch a FUCKING break no matter how hard i try. I have scripts, i’m good at making money , but i cant even hook up with an already established production company to be a boom mic operater. what the fuck is up with that? the most frowned upon industry in the history of mankind and i’m asking to get involved and can’t. whats wrong with this picture. you’ve lived like a legend and are a legacy and i cant catch a fucking break. life.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Looks like Al has had enough of everyone’s bitching.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
anonymous 6:01 PM,
Maybe you can’t catch a break because you suck at what you do.
If your scripts are so good, make your own porno. Video production and post production is cheap these days with digital video and PC based editing.
However, I agree with you about Al’s Hustler piece. Great stuff. Keep it coming Al.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:14 am
So sad to see you so alone & angry.
life is so short…are you in touch
with your son?
maybe anger is the only relationship you feel safe in,cause it sure as hell isn’t
going to abandon you.
you used to say “well st least i’m not Boring-well AL…IT IS GETTING
BORING…VERY BORING..make youself
useful to society.move past your comfort zone.do something to make someone else happy for a change.
(It’s not always about you !!!)
For God’s sake Al get a grip.Take
responsability for your life & stop being a pathetic victim !!!
Signed, There’s always hope.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
what goes around comes around.
karma’s a bitch, ain’t it al?
June 7th, 2008 at 1:53 am
june6th.. has anyone heard from al?
June 7th, 2008 at 3:23 am
Jun. 7th, 2008
Booble Bob, JT
Is Al alive?
June 7th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Al has been furiously masturbating in a closet for weeks now.
He refuses to come out until his orgasms are bone dry.
We slip food, water, vaseline and viagra under the door and swap out his waste buckets.
June 7th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
I don’t believe that’s Booble Bob. I think that’s a sick joke. That did not come from the Booble site. That came from a fraud!
June 9th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Fuck you all, nothing is good enough for any of your morons. I’m going to kill myself at midnight tonight. Hope you’re happy.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Somebody please go find a nice, sloppy, big-titted whore with no STDs and a mouth like a hoover - Uncle Al needs to unload his weapon!
Ungrateful bitches.