Comments on: Get me some fucking pastrami…pl-e-a-a-a-s-e! http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/ Blog of Screw Magazine's Founder Al Goldstein. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:07:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Robert http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2584 Robert Thu, 05 Feb 2009 02:15:26 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2584 hey Al this is Robert - your OLD WEBMASTER - how are you my friend - please get in touch with me- I want to take you to dinner - you took me to MANY Dinners back in the day... now it's my turn to treat you let me know ASAP - Robert hey Al

this is Robert - your OLD WEBMASTER - how are you my friend - please get in touch with me- I want to take you to dinner - you took me to MANY Dinners back in the day… now it’s my turn to treat you
let me know ASAP - Robert

]]> By: Hi Al http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2559 Hi Al Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:23:49 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2559 Hey Al, You don't know me but we have a (Late) friend in common,Homosexual Anarchist Jack Nichols. I'm the goy he used to do summersaults over in his screeds back in the early 90s. It's a fuckin' shame you're stuck in the bin. A travesty of fate. Don't feel bad about your lack of work, we're all gonna be in the debtors' gulag soon enough. How many of your kike mensches lost bucks to Madoff- That should make ya feel good y'old prick. Nothing like a little Schadenfreude to lift the spirits. Maybe Bernie will welcome you into his penthouse and you can blow him and spit shine his ankle bracelet. You get outta there and start up something new so I can work for ya and be underpaid and treated poorly like all your old employees used to whine about. Lotsa Love- David Scott Evans Hey Al,
You don’t know me but we have a (Late) friend in common,Homosexual Anarchist Jack Nichols. I’m the goy he used to do summersaults over in his screeds back in the early 90s. It’s a fuckin’ shame you’re stuck in the bin. A travesty of fate. Don’t feel bad about your lack of work, we’re all gonna be in the debtors’ gulag soon enough. How many of your kike mensches lost bucks to Madoff- That should make ya feel good y’old prick. Nothing like a little Schadenfreude to lift the spirits. Maybe Bernie will welcome you into his penthouse and you can blow him and spit shine his ankle bracelet.
You get outta there and start up something new so I can work for ya and be underpaid and treated poorly like all your old employees used to whine about.
Lotsa Love-
David Scott Evans

]]> By: Tom Kennedy http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2558 Tom Kennedy Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:32:21 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2558 Obama becomes our present today.We are all saved Al. Come on out Al this new world will welcome you!! Obama becomes our present today.We are all saved Al. Come on out Al this new world will welcome you!!

]]> By: SalamiSwami http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2557 SalamiSwami Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:12:59 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2557 Al, I still don't understand why they don't let you live out your golden years here out west. Guiliani ruined New York for the pornish. You are a sleaze legend. The Big Apple is for the Woodie Allens of the world who have to marry their naive step daughters to get laid. Ask the courts to let you move out west to the porno land of fruits and nuts. You could be a mascot for bukkake shoots, hold money shot lights for facial target girls. An Al out of porn is like a fish out of water. It's an injustice I tell you. Where's the elderly respect? Come here and make a living as a porn dinosaur from the past. Before the global warming polar shift sets in and we all burn to death, resettle in LA's porn valley and be the Al we all know and love. Don't adult aged get their last wish---to die in porn, not in vain? Al, I still don’t understand why they don’t let you live out your golden years here out west. Guiliani ruined New York for the pornish. You are a sleaze legend. The Big Apple is for the Woodie Allens of the world who have to marry their naive step daughters to get laid.

Ask the courts to let you move out west to the porno land of fruits and nuts. You could be a mascot for bukkake shoots, hold money shot lights for facial target girls. An Al out of porn is like a fish out of water. It’s an injustice I tell you. Where’s the elderly respect?

Come here and make a living as a porn dinosaur from the past. Before the global warming polar shift sets in and we all burn to death, resettle in LA’s porn valley and be the Al we all know and love. Don’t adult aged get their last wish—to die in porn, not in vain?

]]> By: Joel Ponzan http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2556 Joel Ponzan Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:57:34 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2556 Hey Goldstein, I thing it is one fucking shame what has been going on with you. I hope you are getting better (in the clinical sense). I have been following your situation and regret that I have not reached out to help you out in whatever way I am able. I don't have your lawyer's number, maybe you should post it, ya fuckin' numbnuts! I'll do whatever I can to help. In case you forgot, I was with Screw from '72-'76. We were never real close, but I always got a kick out of you and your columns; IMO you set the standard for every wannabe (flynt, limbaugh, grant, etc) to follow. I'll try and call the VA in Brooklyn to see if you are still there. Hey Goldstein,
I thing it is one fucking shame what has been going on with you. I hope you are getting better (in the clinical sense). I have been following your situation and regret that I have not reached out to help you out in whatever way I am able. I don’t have your lawyer’s number, maybe you should post it, ya fuckin’ numbnuts! I’ll do whatever I can to help. In case you forgot, I was with Screw from ‘72-’76. We were never real close, but I always got a kick out of you and your columns; IMO you set the standard for every wannabe (flynt, limbaugh, grant, etc) to follow. I’ll try and call the VA in Brooklyn to see if you are still there.

]]> By: Stuntman Mike http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2554 Stuntman Mike Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:04:00 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2554 I got yer pastrami right here, Al. Hangin' low. What the hell happened to your apartment? I got yer pastrami right here, Al. Hangin’ low.

What the hell happened to your apartment?

]]> By: Dick Brown http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2553 Dick Brown Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:55:30 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2553 Wow 2 posts within a week. This is a fantastic new development. Al I know 3 young girls who just got out of college that would love to have you as a roommate. Maybe you could also ask your old neighbor Bill Cosby if you can have a room at his townhouse. I think all of your many fans should contribute 25% of our meager salaries and give them to you. Also I am sure a lot of us have used Porn that we can contribute to your needy case fund. Wow 2 posts within a week. This is a fantastic new development. Al I know 3 young girls who just got out of college that would love to have you as a roommate. Maybe you could also ask your old neighbor Bill Cosby if you can have a room at his townhouse. I think all of your many fans should contribute 25% of our meager salaries and give them to you. Also I am sure a lot of us have used Porn that we can contribute to your needy case fund.

]]> By: wilbur woods http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2552 wilbur woods Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:21:36 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2552 Happy Birthday...couple hrs late. Happy Birthday…couple hrs late.

]]> By: Mo B http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2551 Mo B Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:47:29 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2551 This is the worst blog ever yo are sounding like a demented dick in the throes of death. Come on Al get your fu@$kin Jew ass together. This is the worst blog ever yo are sounding like a demented dick in the throes of death. Come on Al get your fu@$kin Jew ass together.

]]> By: runt http://www.algoldstein.com/get-me-some-fucking-pastramipl-e-a-a-a-s-e/#comment-2550 runt Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:22:21 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=190#comment-2550 If anybody knows Linnea see if she is willing to pay a visit to Al disguised as a nurse. If anybody knows Linnea see if she is willing to pay a visit to Al disguised as a nurse.

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