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Once again Al demonstrates he’s in the early stages of Alzheimer’s Disease. Leon Trotsky (of blessed memory) hasn’t been discussed on this blog in ages.
If just a dozen more Trotskyites frequented this degenerate backwater of the internet, the collective IQ of Al’s blog would immediately jump 15-20 points.
Readers: Please don’t read this and save yourself the rant.
Al,
I think your contributions are immeasurable and no words can ever appreciate you enough. I love you and I love these Vlogs. I wish I could wake up to a different one every morning. It’s great to see you busy and that makes me happier than the morning sun.
The Blog attracts every type of comment because it’s public and it seems like few people learned that much from you. Perhaps some of these individuals have amnesia? Stir up some more controversy or do something that attracts a different audience and your comments will reflect accordingly.
I can hardly wait to see your next Vlog. Al, Please make it soon and you are a genius. I could write forever….
I’ve probably said this in the past, but Al what the fuck do you expect? Most of the people that comment here are the same people that you encounter at the donut shop. You think your comments board is bad go on to a chat room in IRC!
Al, the one thing you have going for you is that you are upfront, we know who Al Goldstein is, if you were to meet any of your commenter’s face-to-face, they would be embarrassed by all the comments they have made in your blog.
The comments that do not belong here can be deleted by Al at anytime. Al has many options with that side note.
I think Al wants more appreciation and attention along with more stimulating comments. He may have to be a little more creative to get what he wants. Higher quality traffic would benefit all of us and as the Man with an Ice Pick comments are suggesting - some posters are clearly missing the boat.
I’m surprised that Al Goldstein is receiving a mere pittance from HUSTLER for his article. If it weren’t for SCREW’s innovative nature HUSTLER might have ended up becoming just another boring, humdrum girlie magazine that wished it were as good as either CHERI or SWANK. HUSTLER’s regular monthly features were essentially inspired by those features and columns which made SCREW such a success during its heyday.
Al, if some of your blog readers are so infatuated with communists and left wing ideologies then I wonder why those blog readers haven’t dug up back issues of those old Vietnam-era tabloids like THE EAST VILLAGE OTHER, THE SUBTERRANEAN RAT and THE GOTHIC BLIMP WORKS. Those underground newspapers met their demise during the early 1970s and I suspect that there’s a greater demand for old issues of THE MONSTER TIMES–or even the MOBSTER TIMES–than for THE EAST VILLAGE OTHER.
Speaking of defunct tabloids I wonder what kind of demented reasoning inspired someone to publish HOTT PRESS? HOTT PRESS was a blatant SCREW ripoff that didn’t last very long on the newsstands.
Al, I would love to see you fuck as many 18 year old daughters as possible. Lucky for them.
Why are you not fucking these Booble stars? Booble Bob needs to arrange your next Vlog so you can promote them in all the right ways. Cross promotion would be good for your traffic.
Telling your creditors that you just earned $2100.00 will guarantee that they haul your sorry ass into court to squeeze every last dime out of you. Smarten up…
Al, you’ve sold out to the cyber age with your video blog. If you had done this with Screw, then e tech wouldn’t have passed you by and you wouldn’t have creditors.
If you’re gonna include the video blogs, then make them hardcore and don’t neglect your writing. Your literary formality is the strength of this blog. Please pontificate.
Hey Al, was that video shot in your apartment? It looks good and you look good, you don’t look destitute to me at all. If you’d put out a little effort you could be fucking wrinkly yentas every night.
Al, I would strongly encourage you to consider reviving your sex life/love life with the use and support of Booble (unlimited women) and your Blog/Vlog. Why not have the best of both worlds? Why not write and show us something too?
Look at your traffic and look at your comments. Be careful what you wish for. I think your still in transition. Bring some of Boobles porn stars into your show and make soft for youtube and hard for us.
Al, would you like us to put a hot oral meet market ad on Craigslist?
Legendary hasbeen porn king seeks ripe or mature pussy holes to worship with my master tongue. Vagina is my oral sex food. And I need female love juice like a sexual vampire to extend my old age. May share my blog salary or benefactor welfare payments with the right loyal cunt hole. Hope to give you head and get fed in your bed today!
I know this is off topic, but I was listening to a recently purchased Jimi Hendrix live at the Fillmore East on New Years Eve 1969-1970. On the second CD they play Auld Lang Syne, while the song is playing you hear this guy with a New York accent say, “From Bill Graham and the entire fillmore family Happy New Year!”
How cool is that!
There’s no From Pepsi-cola, or Starbucks coffee wishes you a Happy New Year, it must have been nice to see all the bands that played the fillmore east for 3 bucks.
I try to be a good hump - Al, you may be the greatest lover or sex partner in the world but that’s only a small part of your life! What about the rest of it and the rest fo you?
Anon, if you haven’t noticed, Al became a porn legend due to the literary genius of his sex drive. He’s the orgasmic poster child for cunnilingus. Age may dull nerves, but it does not lessen libido. Al’s need to eat pussy is forever. Not to be labeled as so much hypersexuality.
Hypersexuality - I am saying that I feel Al was not managed well by the individuals who surrounded him. They did not serve him well. I am not blaming Al for anything including a sex drive that can’t be stopped (if that’s your point).
People tend to become a lot like those they surround themselves with. For better or for worse. Just ask yourself where is Al’s money and other assets along with the lifestyle it produced? Al was neglected and taked advantage of and that is so wrong.
Al, In some ways I feel your the most misunderstood person on the planet. I don’t think very many people know the real you at all! I feel you have been severely victimized in too many ways and I feel tremendous sadness for you. That out of the way, I would like you to pick a theme or topic so the comments are not all over the place and it’s more fun. All that matters about your next Blog post and Vlog is the present and I’m looking forward to your next exciting presentation that makes you even more newsworthy. Sleep tight.
uhhh…every one of al’s blog entires has had a topic.
i realize a lot of you have never read screw or watched midnight blue but it seems some of you are not even reading or watching al’s posts.
holy christ this place is going down faster than an elderly fag at an alzheimer’s convention.
in the mean time you fucking losers can watch me interviewing my idol chad everett, known worldwide as Dr. Joe Gannon on the hit TV show Medical Center:
Ron, Instead of living in the past - why don’t you interview Al and bring your red hot girlfriend too. Put your money where your mouth is and focus on yourself.
and how about creating a midnight blue page for him while you’re at it?
we should be reminded every day of great things al has done, like this:
In 1982, Goldstein was sued by Pillsbury after their “doughboy” logotype was spoofed in Screw. Goldstein won that case and the right to parody corporate logos is now firmly entrenched as protected speech.
Al, With all respect, your promotion and marketing team (in general) are doing nothing for you. You must have a good reason for tolerating this. If not then please terminate their jobs and replace accordingly. God knows you deserve better.
Al, I think you need a moderator for your comment section so we out the junk and sparkle with higher quality content. Have you considered that? Look at other Blogs? Why not outsmart them and beat their performance? Too much clutter on your Blog will push others away. Just think about it.
yeah, al goldstein, the first amendment’s best friend, america’s protector of free speech, the man who strengthened our rights more than the ACLU ever did, should censor his blog. oh, ok.
this place is going down faster than a wop whore on the governor of new york.
Keyboard, I think your going down and that’s not funny, honey. Al deserves more respect from Bloggers and you need a new home! Why not help the rest of us help Al and watch the Vlog. I think you missed it. I never said anything about censorship but rat poison does not belong on this Blog or does it?
I’m not understanding why comments are not moderated. I’ve never commented before and hesitate to precisely because of the continual sophomoric tone by some commenters. There could be interesting discussions taking place in the comment sections that could drive traffic to this site (what is it booble or something, see I don’t even know) by those who, like me, would never otherwise visit.
April 9th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Once again Al demonstrates he’s in the early stages of Alzheimer’s Disease. Leon Trotsky (of blessed memory) hasn’t been discussed on this blog in ages.
If just a dozen more Trotskyites frequented this degenerate backwater of the internet, the collective IQ of Al’s blog would immediately jump 15-20 points.
Viva La Revolución!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Readers: Please don’t read this and save yourself the rant.
Al,
I think your contributions are immeasurable and no words can ever appreciate you enough. I love you and I love these Vlogs. I wish I could wake up to a different one every morning. It’s great to see you busy and that makes me happier than the morning sun.
The Blog attracts every type of comment because it’s public and it seems like few people learned that much from you. Perhaps some of these individuals have amnesia? Stir up some more controversy or do something that attracts a different audience and your comments will reflect accordingly.
I can hardly wait to see your next Vlog. Al, Please make it soon and you are a genius. I could write forever….
More shortly.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I’ve probably said this in the past, but Al what the fuck do you expect? Most of the people that comment here are the same people that you encounter at the donut shop. You think your comments board is bad go on to a chat room in IRC!
Al, the one thing you have going for you is that you are upfront, we know who Al Goldstein is, if you were to meet any of your commenter’s face-to-face, they would be embarrassed by all the comments they have made in your blog.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Quick side note: It’s anonymity that makes people such imbecilic assholes.
The internet is proof of that.
April 9th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
The comments that do not belong here can be deleted by Al at anytime. Al has many options with that side note.
I think Al wants more appreciation and attention along with more stimulating comments. He may have to be a little more creative to get what he wants. Higher quality traffic would benefit all of us and as the Man with an Ice Pick comments are suggesting - some posters are clearly missing the boat.
Any thoughts?
April 9th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Al,
That was fucking hillarious. Keep the videos coming!
Mitch Haase
April 9th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
nice crossword shirt and cold sore.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Al, what’s your opinion on l’affaire Max Mosley? Should he step down as the overseer of grand prix racing?
April 9th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
The Jews et al. want his ass - I guess after its properly healed.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I’m surprised that Al Goldstein is receiving a mere pittance from HUSTLER for his article. If it weren’t for SCREW’s innovative nature HUSTLER might have ended up becoming just another boring, humdrum girlie magazine that wished it were as good as either CHERI or SWANK. HUSTLER’s regular monthly features were essentially inspired by those features and columns which made SCREW such a success during its heyday.
Al, if some of your blog readers are so infatuated with communists and left wing ideologies then I wonder why those blog readers haven’t dug up back issues of those old Vietnam-era tabloids like THE EAST VILLAGE OTHER, THE SUBTERRANEAN RAT and THE GOTHIC BLIMP WORKS. Those underground newspapers met their demise during the early 1970s and I suspect that there’s a greater demand for old issues of THE MONSTER TIMES–or even the MOBSTER TIMES–than for THE EAST VILLAGE OTHER.
Speaking of defunct tabloids I wonder what kind of demented reasoning inspired someone to publish HOTT PRESS? HOTT PRESS was a blatant SCREW ripoff that didn’t last very long on the newsstands.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Al,
I would love to see you fuck as many 18 year old daughters as possible. Lucky for them.
Why are you not fucking these Booble stars? Booble Bob needs to arrange your next Vlog so you can promote them in all the right ways. Cross promotion would be good for your traffic.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Telling your creditors that you just earned $2100.00 will guarantee that they haul your sorry ass into court to squeeze every last dime out of you. Smarten up…
April 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Al, you’ve sold out to the cyber age with your video blog. If you had done this with Screw, then e tech wouldn’t have passed you by and you wouldn’t have creditors.
If you’re gonna include the video blogs, then make them hardcore and don’t neglect your writing. Your literary formality is the strength of this blog. Please pontificate.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
al, let’s have an intellectual and meaningful discussion about snoballs and your meds.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:12 am
Hey Al, was that video shot in your apartment? It looks good and you look good, you don’t look destitute to me at all. If you’d put out a little effort you could be fucking wrinkly yentas every night.
April 12th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Al, I would strongly encourage you to consider reviving your sex life/love life with the use and support of Booble (unlimited women) and your Blog/Vlog. Why not have the best of both worlds? Why not write and show us something too?
Look at your traffic and look at your comments. Be careful what you wish for. I think your still in transition. Bring some of Boobles porn stars into your show and make soft for youtube and hard for us.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
al, your next vlog should a lesson in how to eat pussy and asshole properly.
April 12th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Al, would you like us to put a hot oral meet market ad on Craigslist?
Legendary hasbeen porn king seeks ripe or mature pussy holes to worship with my master tongue. Vagina is my oral sex food. And I need female love juice like a sexual vampire to extend my old age. May share my blog salary or benefactor welfare payments with the right loyal cunt hole. Hope to give you head and get fed in your bed today!
April 12th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Hypersexuality can really do a great deal of harm if not managed properly.
Al, take care of yourself. That’s all that really matters at this point.
April 13th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Communism never produced any good porn.
April 13th, 2008 at 1:11 am
Al, has your article for Hustler come out yet? Let us know which issue it will be in. thanks
April 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
al, have you ever used a snoball as masturbation lube?
April 13th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I know this is off topic, but I was listening to a recently purchased Jimi Hendrix live at the Fillmore East on New Years Eve 1969-1970. On the second CD they play Auld Lang Syne, while the song is playing you hear this guy with a New York accent say, “From Bill Graham and the entire fillmore family Happy New Year!”
How cool is that!
There’s no From Pepsi-cola, or Starbucks coffee wishes you a Happy New Year, it must have been nice to see all the bands that played the fillmore east for 3 bucks.
April 13th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
yeah, well, 3 bucks back then was like 30 bucks today with all this goddamned motherfucking inflation.
bill graham got his start sucking cock for money.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:20 am
al, tell us about the last time you got some pussy.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I try to be a good hump - Al, you may be the greatest lover or sex partner in the world but that’s only a small part of your life! What about the rest of it and the rest fo you?
April 14th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
al, are you happy you got that gastric bypass or do you wish you were a fat tub of shit once again?
al, have you ever fucked a woman fatter than you?
al, do you whine like a jew when you cum?
al, how do you feel about genital bisection?
April 15th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Anon, if you haven’t noticed, Al became a porn legend due to the literary genius of his sex drive. He’s the orgasmic poster child for cunnilingus. Age may dull nerves, but it does not lessen libido. Al’s need to eat pussy is forever. Not to be labeled as so much hypersexuality.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:06 am
stamps you would like to lick:
http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=449565
April 15th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Hypersexuality - I am saying that I feel Al was not managed well by the individuals who surrounded him. They did not serve him well. I am not blaming Al for anything including a sex drive that can’t be stopped (if that’s your point).
People tend to become a lot like those they surround themselves with. For better or for worse. Just ask yourself where is Al’s money and other assets along with the lifestyle it produced? Al was neglected and taked advantage of and that is so wrong.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
al was not managed well? WTF??? is that you M?
al was the manager of all managers! he ran the fucking show!!
i’m getting the feeling some of you people have never seen midnight blue, read screw or have any clue who al goldstein is or what he has done.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:27 am
Al, In some ways I feel your the most misunderstood person on the planet. I don’t think very many people know the real you at all! I feel you have been severely victimized in too many ways and I feel tremendous sadness for you. That out of the way, I would like you to pick a theme or topic so the comments are not all over the place and it’s more fun. All that matters about your next Blog post and Vlog is the present and I’m looking forward to your next exciting presentation that makes you even more newsworthy. Sleep tight.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:25 am
holy shit, it MUST be M again.
“I would like you to pick a theme or topic”
uhhh…every one of al’s blog entires has had a topic.
i realize a lot of you have never read screw or watched midnight blue but it seems some of you are not even reading or watching al’s posts.
holy christ this place is going down faster than an elderly fag at an alzheimer’s convention.
in the mean time you fucking losers can watch me interviewing my idol chad everett, known worldwide as Dr. Joe Gannon on the hit TV show Medical Center:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s1k2fgWesXc
April 16th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Ron, Instead of living in the past - why don’t you interview Al and bring your red hot girlfriend too. Put your money where your mouth is and focus on yourself.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
hey you fucking dorks:
when you get bored, contribute to al’s legacy by updating his wikipedia pages:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw_magazine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Goldstein
and how about creating a midnight blue page for him while you’re at it?
we should be reminded every day of great things al has done, like this:
In 1982, Goldstein was sued by Pillsbury after their “doughboy” logotype was spoofed in Screw. Goldstein won that case and the right to parody corporate logos is now firmly entrenched as protected speech.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
AL TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU WERE IN JAIL IN CUBA.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Al, With all respect, your promotion and marketing team (in general) are doing nothing for you. You must have a good reason for tolerating this. If not then please terminate their jobs and replace accordingly. God knows you deserve better.
April 17th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Wu Tang is for the children.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:54 am
ODB is the motherfucking shitnipple.
good to see this place isn’t entirely populated by geriatric, colostomy bag defecating alzheimer’s cases.
April 17th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Al, I think you need a moderator for your comment section so we out the junk and sparkle with higher quality content. Have you considered that? Look at other Blogs? Why not outsmart them and beat their performance? Too much clutter on your Blog will push others away. Just think about it.
April 17th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
a moderator?
holy christ.
yeah, al goldstein, the first amendment’s best friend, america’s protector of free speech, the man who strengthened our rights more than the ACLU ever did, should censor his blog. oh, ok.
this place is going down faster than a wop whore on the governor of new york.
April 17th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Keyboard,
I think your going down and that’s not funny, honey. Al deserves more respect from Bloggers and you need a new home! Why not help the rest of us help Al and watch the Vlog. I think you missed it. I never said anything about censorship but rat poison does not belong on this Blog or does it?
April 21st, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Al,
I’m not understanding why comments are not moderated. I’ve never commented before and hesitate to precisely because of the continual sophomoric tone by some commenters. There could be interesting discussions taking place in the comment sections that could drive traffic to this site (what is it booble or something, see I don’t even know) by those who, like me, would never otherwise visit.
Signed,
Shiksa in LA