Comments on: NEW STRAIGHT JACKET & 1000 VOLTS OF EXCITEMENT! http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/ Blog of Screw Magazine's Founder Al Goldstein. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:31:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: The Moose from Screw http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2549 The Moose from Screw Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:09:51 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2549 You should be cremated and I will scatter your ashes over the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, and 10 Deli's of your choice. Not to mention saving some of your ashes to wear in a locket around my neck...Outlive all of us....go out screaming and kvetching....and make sure your dick is exposed when they take your body out on a guerney...so the old farts watching this scene will have heart attacks too. Happy Birthday....love, Marcia You should be cremated and I will scatter your ashes over the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, and 10 Deli’s of your choice. Not to mention saving some of your ashes to wear in a locket around my neck…Outlive all of us….go out screaming and kvetching….and make sure your dick is exposed when they take your body out on a guerney…so the old farts watching this scene will have heart attacks too. Happy Birthday….love, Marcia

]]> By: Dick Brown http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2547 Dick Brown Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:34:11 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2547 Al deserves a monument not just a gravestone when he passes. Perhaps a Giant FU Finger done in Marble. I hope all his fans will come to visit once a year and toss Pastrami on Al's grave. Al you should apply for a job at Lansky's the new upscale Jewish Deli on the Upper West Side. You would bring some extra class to that joint. Al deserves a monument not just a gravestone when he passes. Perhaps a Giant FU Finger done in Marble. I hope all his fans will come to visit once a year and toss Pastrami on Al’s grave. Al you should apply for a job at Lansky’s the new upscale Jewish Deli on the Upper West Side. You would bring some extra class to that joint.

]]> By: georgetheatheist http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2546 georgetheatheist Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:04:17 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2546 Al, have you made your funeral plans yet? It seems you're using the Federal Government's VA facilities quite alot lately. I assume you're doing this to save gelt. I do hope you're getting better. Please tell the concerned readers just what ailment is keeping you in the hospital s-o-o-o long. Is it your well-documented case of sleep apnea? In any event, there are nice burial plots available for veterans in Long Island. The National Cemetery at Pinelawn is now filled-up. If you want to be buried in a national cemetery, you're going to have to go way out to Calverton on the North Fork. It's very peaceful there. I do not recommend being interred in private Jewish cemeteries because there have been well-publicized stories of failure to maintain the grave sites. Many of these yiddishe Friedhofen are overrun with weeds and kids come in and piss on the headstones. Best Wishes for a gesunte 2009. GeorgetheAtheist Al, have you made your funeral plans yet? It seems you’re using the Federal Government’s VA facilities quite alot lately. I assume you’re doing this to save gelt. I do hope you’re getting better. Please tell the concerned readers just what ailment is keeping you in the hospital s-o-o-o long. Is it your well-documented case of sleep apnea? In any event, there are nice burial plots available for veterans in Long Island. The National Cemetery at Pinelawn is now filled-up. If you want to be buried in a national cemetery, you’re going to have to go way out to Calverton on the North Fork. It’s very peaceful there. I do not recommend being interred in private Jewish cemeteries because there have been well-publicized stories of failure to maintain the grave sites. Many of these yiddishe Friedhofen are overrun with weeds and kids come in and piss on the headstones. Best Wishes for a gesunte 2009. GeorgetheAtheist

]]> By: imagine http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2545 imagine Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:46:09 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2545 Finding free porn isn't a problem... finding *good* free porn is. Finding free porn isn’t a problem… finding *good* free porn is.

]]> By: paul http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2544 paul Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:59:14 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2544 al i have to free sites for you youporn .com and xhamster .com happy jerking al i have to free sites for you youporn .com and xhamster .com

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]]> By: paul http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2543 paul Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:35:43 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2543 i have a few free sites for you al www.youporn.com and www.xhamster.com happy jerking i have a few free sites for you al http://www.youporn.com and http://www.xhamster.com

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]]> By: SalamiSwami http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2542 SalamiSwami Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:48:38 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2542 Al, now that's your voice. Nice to see you're still around. Nut houses are way better than the street. What with the global warming, a greater depression and far worse 21st century calamities to come, anyone over the age of 70 who has already lived life is lucky that they are close to the end. For those of who us who are younger, we have too much life left to spend in the doomed hell on earth future. So let's all jump in a time machine so that we can return to the past and orgy at Platos. Al, now that’s your voice. Nice to see you’re still around. Nut houses are way better than the street. What with the global warming, a greater depression and far worse 21st century calamities to come, anyone over the age of 70 who has already lived life is lucky that they are close to the end. For those of who us who are younger, we have too much life left to spend in the doomed hell on earth future. So let’s all jump in a time machine so that we can return to the past and orgy at Platos.

]]> By: Eric Montoya http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2541 Eric Montoya Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:03:19 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2541 The way this country treats a legend like you Al is straight bushshit! If I ever hit the millions, your the first one on my list friend~ sincerely, Eric Montoya. The way this country treats a legend like
you Al is straight bushshit!
If I ever hit the millions, your the first one on my list friend~

sincerely,
Eric Montoya.

]]> By: Mikey http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2540 Mikey Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:55:15 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2540 Al, DO SOMETHING. They don't post our comments anymore. It's killed your community of scumbags!!! Al,

DO SOMETHING. They don’t post our comments anymore. It’s killed your community of scumbags!!!

]]> By: steve gruberg http://www.algoldstein.com/new-straight-jacket-1000-volts-of-excitement/#comment-2539 steve gruberg Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:24:30 +0000 http://www.algoldstein.com/?p=187#comment-2539 Al, I'm sorry that you're going through all this crap and hope that things get better for you quickly. I was set to go visit you at the VA on 23rd St, but didn't get a phone call from Ratso for me to join them, so it didn't happen. Been fighting my own health issues but seem to be doing ok. Tried calling you on the phone #s I had for you but they're no good. You can, if you'd like, email me at sgruberg@ix.netcom.com or leave me a message at 212-242-3660 and I'll get back to you and get you my cell #. Leaving my cell # here just doesn't seem like a great idea. hang in there. steve Al,
I’m sorry that you’re going through all this crap and hope that things get better for you quickly. I was set to go visit you at the VA on 23rd St, but didn’t get a phone call from Ratso for me to join them, so it didn’t happen. Been fighting my own health issues but seem to be doing ok. Tried calling you on the phone #s I had for you but they’re no good. You can, if you’d like, email me at sgruberg@ix.netcom.com or leave me a message at 212-242-3660 and I’ll get back to you and get you my cell #. Leaving my cell # here just doesn’t seem like a great idea.
hang in there.
steve

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