Porn King on Netflix
Sorry for the lapse in blogs. I have been going through some rough times.
Some good news for you though. The brilliant documentary about me called Porn King: The Trials of Al Goldstein is on Netflix. You can also search for it by searching for “Midnight Blue” for some dumb reason.
www.netflix.com
search “midnight blue”
As my minions, I order you to then give the film a five star review on the Netflix site after you watch it. Or don’t rent it and give it a great review anyway. Either way I don’t care.
This film will give you 80 minutes of me at my best and will hold you over until I unleash my next booble-barage of blogs.
Until then.
FUCK YOU!
Kisses,
October 10th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Al, nice to see your back. We worried and kvetched every day waiting for the Great Goldstein to return.
Life has been so boring without your blog posts. I almost did myself in but now that you’ve posted again and with such an inspirational message I can go on living and will now enjoy each and every moment and every pastrami sandwich I consume.
Why do you no longer have teeth? Tell us what you’ve been going through. We love you Al and our lives are meaningless unless we can read the Great Thought of Goldstein. By the way did you hear Playboy may be facing bankruptcy? I believe they have 10 million in cash and 115 million in debt. You Al can raise money and buy the entire company for the 78 million market cap.
October 11th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Glad you are still alive. well 2&1/2 weeks ago you were anyhow.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I don’t think Al wrote this. It’s the same bastards you do the Bin Laden tapes.
I think the Bush administration.
October 16th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Al, tried calling you on cell phone and home phone. Both don’t seem to get me anywhere; glad you’re alive and well. What are you up to, where are you living and how is your health? Anything your fans can do for you beside worship your words and blogs? Miss you, Moose
October 16th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Al
We hope you are on the mend (above and below the shoulders). We would still like to fly you out to the west coast sometime. We are in LA now.
David
October 21st, 2008 at 1:22 am
Hey Al…
are you going to get royalties from the rental of this dvd??
Hope so!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Goldstein, I tried calling you on cell/land phones…you’ve disappeared. Do you still exist in this world? Give us a sign…a picture of you that’s current. Show your gums, your limp dick, your thin body….and hold up a current newspaper so we’ll know we’re not blogging into space….that You; Our Great Leader is actually reading our words of wisdom. I’m going off to Fla. for winter, do you have any hopes of finding someone to invite you to their place? Should I write an ad for us to go fishing in Fla. and maybe one of your old fans will respond. Are you well enough to travel and civil enough to be a houseguest? Miss you….M.
October 28th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Gerard Damiano has died Al… your thoughts please?
October 30th, 2008 at 6:27 am
“Gerard Damiano has died… your thoughts please?”
Maybe he’ll get the same offer Miss Jones did?
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:29 am
Al,
Fuck Jesus, Elvis and Dice. You’re the King!
When’s Guardino’s no doubt brilliant film coming out!?! I’m awaiting it and your subsequent appearance on Leno with turgid anticipation!
Cheers!