Just watched Porn King last week, (and have seen it about a dozen times since,) and it is as entertaining a movie as it was the first time. Telling Santa Claus to go fuck himself NEVER gets old!

I hope you’re finally back on track because we’ve all missed you!

I am involved in the Blue Underground Midnight Blue dvds in a very small way. and it has been my great pleasure to watch damn near 90%
of all the MB episodes. Part of my job is the selection of clips that goes onto the new dvds. While brainstorming dvd extras we wondered “hey, why not shoot a spoof episode and include it as an easter egg?” We are working on that. (if any of you have any old MB shirts or logo bearing odds and ends we can include on the set of that let me know!) Also mentioned was, of course the possibility of getting some interviews and possible commentary from MB’s personel. So if any of you SCREW staffers, Midnight Blue cast and crew would like information on what we got going on, shoot me an e-mail.
rude2you@gmail.com - please include “Midnight Blue”
in the subject line of the email.
Here’s to you, Al and everyone, we will try to do a good job.
-Martin

Just in case your on some kind of Psychotropic medication,

CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES!

if not,

when’s your next blog post, man.

Where are you holding your election night victory/orgy party when you become the first pornographer to win the presidency? Would you like us, your loyal readers, to have a whip around so we can buy you a new set of teeth for your inauguration? What do you like better mahogany or pine? Good luck on election night Al, where all vooting for you.

Fuck Jesus, Elvis and Dice. You’re the King!

When’s Guardino’s no doubt brilliant film coming out!?! I’m awaiting it and your subsequent appearance on Leno with turgid anticipation!

Cheers!

Maybe he’ll get the same offer Miss Jones did?